Link: FOXSports.com - NFL Playoffs- How to fake it on Super Bowl Sunday.
So here's the thing. Why would I want to fake knowledge of Football, or a desire to watch the Superbowl? And why are there all these articles cropping up telling me how to do it?
Are there equivalent articles telling men "How to enjoy What Not To Wear" or "Everything you need to know to fake loving a chick flick?" I think not.
This takes me back to my early teen days, where I the teen magazines had articles on how to fawn on his every word. Give me a break.
I am out of the closet...I DO NOT ENJOY WATCHING SPORTS. Apologies to my son Adam, who already knows this, but I didn't even enjoy watching his school games (although I did enjoy when he was up at bat). Give me a dance recital any time. (And even those were sometimes excruciating...except when daughter Lauren was on stage)
Although I do like a good half-time show, and I adore chili.
Yes...I have friends who do like to watch, and know the difference between a linebacker and a line of prose. But I can't be alone.
I'm not going to fake it anymore.
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